Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

low tide dick (ltd)

When a male bangs out a slam-pig (skank, scallwag, swamp donkey, mollusk etc.) and does not shower afterwards. He then goes to his manual labor job and works out in the sun all day, creating a sweaty swamp in his pants that festers and festers. When he comes home from work and removes his pants, the smell is just like low tide. It is extremely funny if he then says to the same girl who initiated this chaotic and awful smell: "Smell my dick!" and thrusts it in her face.

Drew cleared out the locker room with his low tide dick (ltd).

by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

The Old Dick Twist

When one man grabs the dick of another with a firm grasp and twists his dick.

Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK

by Handjizz_201 March 4, 2019

dick devil

A person who is temporarily possessed by a demonic spirit which causes them to draw penises, in various states of erectness, on whatever canvas may be available at the time; ie. dusty cars, computer screens, windows, etc.

Dammit! Look at the giant penis on my car window. The dick devil is at it again.

by Webster37 October 3, 2012

dick punt

When a guy is spooning his significant other and pushes them off the couch with their dick.

My girlfriend was being annoying so I dick punted her off the couch.

by DicKing May 19, 2016

Running from the dick

When a female can not handle the dick during sexual intercourse

“Damn baby this dick got you running”
“Why you running from the dick”

by Boomhangdangalang January 27, 2020

dick wrestle

Similar to thumb wrestling however both contestants use their penis to settle a debate.

I dick wrestled Jeremy for the last slice of pizza.

by IconicOutlaw March 12, 2014