dialfuck

Slang for dial-up internet.

I wish I had cable, but all I have is stupid dialfuck.

by h3rsh3y March 14, 2005

DIABF

Die In A Bus Fire.

commonly used to reply in a thread where someone is trolling.

U r a jerk. DIABF. ty.

by nedm666 October 16, 2006

diahf

Acronym standing for Die in a House Fire. Usually used in an offensive or jesting offensive manner.

"man you got owned"

"diahf fag"

by TheAvatar March 31, 2009

DIAMFF

Die in a Mother fucking Fire
See diaf

Hey, John! I hate you, DIAMFF!

by Cooter_Jen March 17, 2008

DIAFASAP

Die In A Fire As Soon As Possible.

1: "Hey arsehole, ur moms a bitch"

2: "DIAFASAP you butt mongrel."

by The Mixer October 7, 2008

diaf

Democrat In Actual Fact

Does anyone seriously believe a close personal friend of Hillary Clinton who invited her to his wedding & "campaign contributed" to her multiple times, is a Republican?

No way man, he's a DIAF.

by TBZ1 January 29, 2018

DIAF

Die in a Fire. Past tense is also acceptable. Usually used as an insult, but sometimes to inform. Sometimes used with the word "Go" in front

Guy: "Lol, he diaf iirc."

Other Guy: "roffles tahts teh sux0rs."

Guy: "Yeh."

also

Big ePeen: "UR TEH NUb!"

Possible Nub: "NO IM NOT GO DIAF!"

Big ePeen: "reported"

by microphone psychiatry March 8, 2008