Adult Daycare

Adult Daycare is prison. You spend all day eating, doing "art", and playing with fellow adults your age while you're also taken care of by the prison and your daddy Bubba.

Kid: "Mom where's my dad?"
Mom: "He's in Adult Daycare sweetie."

by Spidermanismymomanddaddy November 25, 2021

dougie daycare

Local name for Douglas College in Vancouver, BC.

"I'm a university student."
"No you're not bro, you go to dougie daycare!"

by .ner February 29, 2024

Daycare belly

It's the same as Bali Belly, but without the holiday.

"my son came home from day care the other day, now I have daycare belly".

by Guido Saragozza March 28, 2024

Daycare attendent

A hot and sexy robot that switches from daddy sun to alpha moon

Guh officer I don't think you understand officer. I need that Daycare Attendent to pound me ugghh oh yeaahhh uhhhhhhhh please yeahh mmmm

by anonymous March 28, 2024