D.T.A.P

Don't Trust A Pig!

Person 1: Did you hear about that Lorain cop putting that guy's head through a windsheild?
Person 2: D.T.A.P, I never have.

by iWhipYoA$$ January 30, 2017

D.T.W

Dragging the wagon (or D.T.W) is used for any female with a large behind . Made famous from comedian Martin on his show.

Damn girl. You D.T.W right now.

by A CC Guy February 26, 2020

d.t.d.t.

Rupee's song "D.T.D.T." - translates to "Do the damn thing!" - meaning do your thing on the dance floor! -- Dancing, not sex, you pervs!

Outside Inside
De place it ram
Dance floor tight
But we don't give a damn
Man hold yuh gal
And gal hold yuh man
And do the damn thing
DO THE DAMN THING

by tig_girl February 28, 2005

D.T.O.P.

Don't Touch Other People.

(In the act of touching a female during bro time) Kieran! D.T.O.P.! C'mon man, not in public.

by nigga6 February 1, 2013

D.T.V.

abbreviation: Direct Turd Vapour. A fart that is so rich and stinky that one is assured the stench emanates directly from a turd sitting near the anus. Traditionally, within an hour of D.T.V offence, the offender will be required to use the bathroom to evacuate the turd.

noun. Jerry's fart was so smelly, I was certain that it was D.T.V.

verb. Jesus Christ Jerry! Quit D.T.V.-ing over there!

by bunger15 June 5, 2010

D.T.B.

Down To Bro.

Tommy: "Dude your always slammin your chick. You're never D.T.B. anymore bro!"

Steve: "Bro, I get off at 5 and I don't have shit to do. I'm so D.T.B."

by Buffalo Bro January 24, 2010

D.T.A.L.

acronym meaning "deep throat at life." used to describe someone who sucks so much at life that they've managed to turn it into a talent, like deep throat.

"Ok seriously, is sucking at life not enough right now?? Do I NOT have enough personal shit going on?? I realize mercury is in retrograde but, aside from that I'm almost positive that the sun/moon/stars are perfectly lined against me!!
The following has happened in the last week:
Wednesday - While vacuuming the vacuum caught fire! Not just smoke that smelled horrible but actual flames! No more vacuum.
Friday - Wicked gnar traffic because a CRANE falls on the 405! The "check engine" light goes on in my car (less than 15K miles on my car) My dinner plans flaked out/had a better option.
Saturday - Didn't want to get out of bed all day, so I'm chillin in my room watching tv & all of a sudden the picture is GONE on every channel! I have a Sony and its no more than 5 yrs old!! I have sound but NO PICTURE, I no longer "watch tv" in my room...
Today - bought two 6 packs of beer just before I get home. I parked & gathered my purse/messenger bag, reached to grab the beer and drop my makeup bag which breaks the only thing that keeps me sane in traffic & allows me to eat my "cake". So I start to cry and walk upstairs and the god damn 7-11 bag tears and I broke an entire 6 pack of michelob ultra.
All of this is a "True Story"
I give up! Whoever is fucking with me, you win!
*** waves white flag ***" - cara mia

Classic example of D.T.A.L.

by vee hilton December 14, 2008