i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d

I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying

Guy to the mirror: “I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying”

I.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d

by Suckmynose August 16, 2020

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

G.D.M.F.S.O.B.

God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch!

"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"

by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003

L.O.M.B.A.R.D.

Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.
A person with no positive attributes except wealth.

Oh yes... Kingston-Smythe. Now he's LOMBARD material!

by Guy July 30, 2003

G.D.M.F.S.O.B.

Acronym for god-damn mother fuckin' son of a bitch.

Joe called Sally a G.D.M.F.S.O.B. after she tried a dirty-sanchez Hitler combo on him.

by Russian Love April 30, 2005

G.D.M.F.S.O.B

god damn mother f***ing son of a bitch

she called me a gdmfsob!

by lerryn August 27, 2005

M.D.I.B

means my dick is big saying originated in northern new jersey friends when talking about sexual encounters shortly after the M.D.I.B ARMY was started

yo i pounded the shit out of this chick dogg,,word up M.D.I..B!!

M.D.I.B SALUTE!!

by MDIB SOLDIER July 28, 2010