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Curve

To ignore, avoid or sidestep someone's obvious expression of interest through flirting or any means of advance.
Person 1: "Hey baby I miss you"

Person 2: "Goodnight bruh"

#curve
by Katchmeifyoucab September 6, 2014
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Cursed Snapchat

A cursed snapchat is when you use a try it with a friend snap and the other one joins on an object behind you
Girl 1: Oh my god! Look at this! I did a Snapchat filter and it put it on an object behind me!
Girl 2: OH SHIET. THAT'S A CURSED SNAPCHAT!! You have ghosts!!
by BitchWithDumbDefinitions October 8, 2019
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Cursed

As defined by the r/cursedimages mods: an image/video that causes confusion, eeriness or dread; or where the following questions are difficult/impossible to answer:

Who?: Only applies if there is someone in the image itself who the common person would not know the identity of. It does not apply to the question "Who did/made this?" since that applies to nearly every image.

What?: Either applies to "What is this?" if "Who?" does not apply, and always applies to "What is happening?" Even if you can tell what is happening, this question can be rhetorical if the situation is purely absurd in nature.

Why?: Applies to "Why is this happening?" or "Why did someone do this?" or "Why would any sane person do this?".

How?: Applies only if an action is being done or has been done in an image to wonder how it happens. If it can be reasoned as to why, this question does not count.

In a similar vein, cursed comments make you think: "What the hell did I just read?", "Why would anyone type this out?". They tend to be overly edgy comments.
Q: What are some ways to tackle suicidal thoughts?
A: Shotgun to the face.
Poster of the screenshot: Cursed suicide

Comment 1: 90% of koalas have chlamydia.
Comment 2: Oh fuck
by penishead2 December 23, 2020
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curveback

When someone curves somebody else, regrets the decision, attempts to make advances on that person, and in turn gets curved.
Dude 1: I was hitting up this chick, but she was ugly so I curved her.
Dude 2: Yeah man.
(One week later)
Dude 1: I think I'll hit up that chick again, I realize I'm desperate.
Dude 2: You right, I am too.
(One week later)
Dude 1: Damn man, she never responded to me.
Dude 2: Bro, you got hit with the curveback.
by theMCGecko May 20, 2017
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beer curve

n. Associated with bar sports. The condition in which a players ability improves after the consumption of alcohol. The player eventually reaches a point, the peak, where all performace exponentially declines thereafter.
I haven't quite hit my beer curve yet, thats why Joe keeps beating me.

I could take this girl home tonight, I just need to get on the beer curve.
by Acquire Team May 27, 2006
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Engineering Curve

Due to the inevitable sausage fest that is an engineering classroom, the few girls in the class are considered hotter than they typically are on a 10 point scale while the guys s appear uglier than they are. i.e. a girl's hotness rating rises as the girl/guy ratio gets worse.
The only girl in the class is a 2, but due to the engineering curve she's a 5 because we're all horny dudes.
by etbitmydog February 5, 2010
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curveball

A particularly difficult issue, obstacle, or problem. Named after the equally tricky baseball pitch.
The professor really threw me a curve ball with that last exam test.
by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003
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