my cult leader is gonna get culted
by losdueo October 02, 2020
An awesome American Indie-Pop band formed in New York City in 2010.
The band features singer Madeline Follin and guitarist Brian Oblivion.
They have released 4 albums.
The band features singer Madeline Follin and guitarist Brian Oblivion.
They have released 4 albums.
Rebecca: I've been really depressed since my breakup with Jeff, it's been tough.
Christina: I know, but you can't just lay around moping in silence waiting for nothing to change.
Rebecca: I discovered something that has been helping me cope and it's like the only thing that works.
Christina: What..what is it?
Rebecca: Cults
Christina: What the hell? Did you say Cults? You've joined a cult?
Rebecca: No you idiot! It's a band called Cults, and the singer has a beautiful voice, you gotta check it out right now and listen!
Christina: You scared the crap out of me. Why would they name their band Cults?
Rebecca: I'll show you the first music video I ever saw of theirs called "Go Outside". I think you'll see why.
Christina: I know, but you can't just lay around moping in silence waiting for nothing to change.
Rebecca: I discovered something that has been helping me cope and it's like the only thing that works.
Christina: What..what is it?
Rebecca: Cults
Christina: What the hell? Did you say Cults? You've joined a cult?
Rebecca: No you idiot! It's a band called Cults, and the singer has a beautiful voice, you gotta check it out right now and listen!
Christina: You scared the crap out of me. Why would they name their band Cults?
Rebecca: I'll show you the first music video I ever saw of theirs called "Go Outside". I think you'll see why.
by Mikey 64 January 27, 2023
by “Youbreedwithmouthofgoat”-cas April 05, 2018
have you ever thought of joining my cult
by qwerty cultists February 21, 2020
A group of people that meet every Wednesday night from 9-10 pm to worship their lord and savior AXE body wash, which perished while cleaning the devil's pubic hairs. It is said that if you mix a carolina reaper, ghost pepper, and pubic hairs in a bowl, you can hear the devil laughing as he cleans his pubes.
Also see: pubic hair pubes axe
Also see: pubic hair pubes axe
by CreepyAssGuy5 October 15, 2018
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 16, 2019
A group of people who promote and/or glorify ideologies they proclaim to be of spiritual nature that are bound to or already have lead to the harm of numerous fellow human beings, such groups sometimes have a book they commonly deem to be a worthy life guidebook and if you read through it you will find many things to be disgusted by while other groups have a charismatic leader that teaches and promotes equally worrisome teachings.
by The Good Anti-Christ June 10, 2016