1 definition by CreepyAssGuy5

cult

A group of people that meet every Wednesday night from 9-10 pm to worship their lord and savior AXE body wash, which perished while cleaning the devil's pubic hairs. It is said that if you mix a carolina reaper, ghost pepper, and pubic hairs in a bowl, you can hear the devil laughing as he cleans his pubes.

Also see: pubic hair pubes axe

My friend is a member of the AXE cult.

by CreepyAssGuy5 October 15, 2018