cumbler

n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant

That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.

Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.

by thefjordsman June 15, 2009

Squat Cobbler

Derives from the AMC Original "Better Call Saul", which is the act of a fully clothed man sitting, and proceeding to rub the buttocks into a pie of choice, and occasionally crying, for the intent of sexual arousal.

To get out of questioning, I told them that you did a Squat Cobbler.

by AMCMcGill August 31, 2016

cubbed

To have chocked, to have had made it close but never having made it all the way, to have continually come up short, to have lost in an often comical way. In reference to the Chicago Cubs of the MLB. Past tense of cub.

"Man the Cubs really cubbed it last year."
"The Cubs have cubbed it for 100 years now."

by IantMcG August 4, 2009

Chubble

The extra flab on a chubby person.

I need to go to the gym to get rid of my chubble.

by skylarpus May 21, 2009

Cubben

A word defining from the words Cooker and Oven, written in the phonetic form cubben is said how it is spelt.

Just gonna fire up th e ol' cubben.

by Matt Bellamy April 20, 2004

Soggy Cobbler

an old lady vagina ; warn out and out of juice from many years of “experience”/ encounters with male genitals.

Yo mark your grandfather told me your grandma has a soggy cobbler.

by Southernjaggoff February 29, 2020

cobbler

A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.

Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"

Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."

Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."

by Hobo2 September 24, 2008