Clitoris Crusader

Someone who takes ownership over the clit; the master of satisfaction

Dude, I totally put my cape on and was the clitoris crusader last night!

by gerta sanders November 24, 2010

cornstarch crusader

Just a funny thing to call white people

“them damn cornstarch crusaders are back in black people business again.. “

by stellaohlala January 26, 2022

Thumbed Crusader

(Noun, Vulgar)
A deviant, typically of sub-continental origin, who derives particular sexual pleasure from the act of anally-violating females using his thumb (the opposed, short, thick finger with only two phalanges).

"Sen, the Thumbed Crusader, came home to de-grease his favourite appendage following an active night of thumb-crusading." {Modern - 2OTH C.}

by Hamroll November 8, 2006

crusades

A popular pastime during Middle Ages in which participants celebrated the King of Peace by raping and slaughtering every Muslim in sight. Generally considered the beginning of the age-old Christian tradition of killing those who are different from them.

Muslim: Welcome to Jerusalem!
Crusader: (cuts Muslim's head off) Yay crusades!

by nehpets ttelfihs December 29, 2010

The Caped Crusader

A common nickname for Batman. Another one is The Dark Knight.

The Caped Crusader is probably NOT what the next Batman movie will be called.

by joey1214 February 2, 2009

crysantha

a girl that complains about not having any friends but rejects plans when is asked to go out. she’s pretty and people view her as nice with fashionable clothes that no one knows how she got because she’s dirt broke. she says she’s bisexual, but really, she’s gay. oh, and she has daddy issues.

girl 1: hey why don’t you ever hang out with crysantha anymore?
girl 2: because all she does is sleep at home and complain about how shitty her life is but doesn’t do anything about it.
girl 1: fair enough. what a slut.

by blueisalesbian November 18, 2019

CrusadingTrashCan

A person in a discord server that doesnt contribute much, but joins in conversations. Someone who is just there.

Wow your a bitch fuck you, you suck CrusadingTrashCan

by CrusadingTrashCan April 8, 2021