Bum Crumbs

The sprinkles of fecal matter, rolled up tissue and odd arse crack pube that is often found left on the back of the toilet seat post-poo.

Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper.

(Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair)

Yeh I noticed I'd left a shit-ton of bum crumbs behind; looked like someone had been eating a chocolate biscuit over the back of the bog.

Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard!

by Poo Review December 2, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

Butt Crumb

A loser, a wanabe surfer. People who buy surf gear, fake bake (use tanning beads) basically people who wishing they were locals, but they cant be.

Q: Whos that butt crumb trying to surf?
A: He's a nobody

by nevergetscranked July 9, 2009

crumbs

Something you wish to share with your online friends.

Used within especially the BDSM community. Usually used as a tag or comment, so your friends see it on your online profile, especially in social networking.

Alex Baldwin was caught in the bathroom sucking an ostriches dick.

"Crumbs" "Lol, major crumbs".

by Low key June 15, 2016

bum crumbs

The rolled up toilet paper crumbs left behind your backside on the toilet seat.

dirty toilet seat,clean your bum crumbs off the toilet!

by NJ MUIR September 24, 2007

Crumbs into your Gums

When you rub the last of the coke powder into your gums....

After you rub crumbs into your gums, they get a little numb....

by sarasplayroom.com July 15, 2009

Bed Crumbs

v, a noun usee to describe the mess left on the bedsheets after eating things like crisps or toast in bed.

Damion: "Jo we need to re make the bed, its covered in bed crumbs."

Jo: "I'll do the duvet, you get the sheet with the bed crumbs."

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021