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Why you Crumb ass didn’t pick up for me
Crumb by Richneph November 23, 2021
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(V.)

The action of orgasming so hard that your semen solidifies. The orgasm feels as if passing a kidney stone, hence the term crumb Most of the time crumbing leaves cuts on the urethra, leading to major blood loss. Many people who have experienced crumbing, say that it made the orgasm better despite the major injury. In some cases you may be able to weaponize your penis and shoot your crumb at people to induce serious damage.
Billy: omfg I am about to crumb.
Bobby: Oh no, that’s very dangerous. I might be able to use that delicious, bloody crumb as seasoning for my food.
Billy: *crumbs*
Billy: Darn, my urethra is now bleeding due to my crumby orgasm.
Crumb by TheCrumbMan January 1, 2024
A term to describe a general buffoon - typified by continual tomfoolery, at the expense of surrounding individual's happiness. Interestingly, the word can be used as a noun, adjective or verb.
Jack Maxwell-Davis is an absolute crumb.
Crumb by CrumbCatcher69 April 16, 2024

Crumb of Coochie

Just one nibble of that sweet coochie ma’am?
Please ma’am, canst thou please spare but a crumb of coochie? For I am just a lonely peasant
Crumb of Coochie by HoesMadx8 July 15, 2019

crumb dump 

The act of taking a seemingly finished bag of chips, creasing it, and gently pouring the remaining morsels into your gullet.
Yo dude, it's literally impossible to crumb dump while driving! Like I'll send a text at the wheel but I cannot finish my chips!

Crumb whore 

A crumb whore is the girl at the end of the night that trolls the bar or party for that last minute bang. The girl who looks to clean up the scraps. Once she finds her prize she will make a nibbling noise.
"That crumb whore looks hungry, she won't be going home alone tonight"
Crumb whore by Cliggs September 13, 2015