crotch jockey 

1.one who is continuously working to come in contact with the crotch of the opposite gender.
2.one who loves sex.
3.quite literally a crotch rider.

"Chris got 3 chicks last night. Hes such a crotch jockey."

crotch jockey by England June 29, 2005

crotch-click 

When the material at the crotch of your jeans make a "clicking" noise when you walk.

It sounds like you keep letting out little farts when you walk.

No, it's crotch-click.

Oh.

crotch-click by honeygurl March 26, 2010

Crotch boxer 

An overzealous Bikini waxer who causes bruising to the region.

Oh my god! I was checking out my wax in the mirror and noticed a huge bruise! It looks like I've been cooter punched!

I'll never go back to that woman--she's a total crotch boxer.

Crotch boxer by sassmaster17 July 23, 2010

crotch onion 

(n.) an unwashed, smelly ballsack. A person who suffers from is condition may be referred to as an "onion crotch."

Just let Buster get in there and give your nuts a sniff, Nate. He's a good dog, and he sure knows a crotch onion when he catches whiff of one!

crotch onion by Blenderhead91 June 21, 2012

crotch buffet 

Crotch buffet: Usually a term used in a orgy setting where all participants freely and with out hesitation will orally perform fellatio or cunnilingus during or shortly after and before penetration sex out of any and all orifices. Ass to mouth then to pussy then to mouth then back in ass then into another willing and waiting mouth of another etc etc: Swapping partners and crotches with out discrimination but with enthusiastic fervor. Not common amongst groups less than 3 participants but can be done between 2 people.

By LuvH8Luv

The swingers party was awesome with crotch buffets in every room along with a glory hole for the shy ones.

crotch buffet by LuvH8Luv April 7, 2022

Crotch Vinegar 

A dirty undercarriage on. A man or woman that has taken on some sort of vinegar like smell to it.

What is that smell? Grace hasn't showered in 2 days ...she got some crotch vinegar brewing.

Crotch Vinegar by Finbag March 12, 2017