craniumbate

the act of mentally masturbating or mentally engaging in coitus.

also referenced as: mind-porking, brain-loving, thought-boinking, headbanging, or ponder-spunking.

Did you hear that new song by That Band You Like?

Oh shit yeah! Excuse me while i craniumbate.

by roflsaurusOVILLE June 6, 2012

craniumcell

The alpha cel of the human meatball brain also named as stem cell,
if someone has no cranium cell he is dumb or mentally handicapted.

you have enough craniumcell in ya hed to think.

by malmaarmals December 15, 2017

Cranium drizzle

Psychological term for individuals who are powerfully confused, have low IQs or are an order of fries short of a Happy Meal, yet, believe their ideas and thoughts to be unique, revelatory or insightful to others. Intelligent people have "brain storms".

His idea of using mesh to manufactor covid masks was a cranium drizzle.

by PMCSJ January 30, 2021

craniumcommander

A small streamer. Enough said.

Have you heard of craniumcommander?

No.

Understandable.

by craniumcommander April 11, 2021

Cranium

the bulging ass part of your head used to beat your family with.

I wacked my mom with my cranium after she told me to wash the dishes.

by unknownaxhl January 11, 2022

Cranium

The best male friend you can ever have , he turns into a bother immediately! You’ll never run into another guy like him. He’s there for all your conversations and lonely times! He looks really Tough on the outside but he’s a sweetheart, who isn’t selfish what so ever !

Cranium is the best !

by bdit2 December 5, 2024

cranium

The skull. Can be used to describe a blowjob (see head, brain).

Dig in her mouth, she love to go south
Baby, give me that cranium.
- Gunna

by urpantsarepeed March 1, 2026