crisco kid

A child with a big fat ass.

Man that muffinman is a crisco kid? Yeah bro hes got a ton of fat in the can!

by The pillow snake October 16, 2020

Crisco Party

Crisco Parties are gatherings held on Friday afternoons, traditionally a half an hour before the end of the work day, in honor of the completion of a research project.

I got drunk at the Crisco Party.

And we going to have a Crisco Party for EMEA?

Who's going to go to Safeway and get the booze for the Crisco Party?

by NotJanelle April 26, 2013

Crisco my Nabisco

A need for lubricant during sex

It's starting to hurt, could you Crisco my Nabisco?

by BigRock October 3, 2015

Crisco Cock Call

A prank phone call where the prankster gets a jar of Crisco and inserts his penis into it. He then holds the phone up to it so the person on the other end hears the phfffk noise made. Often used to pick up on hot bitches.

Phone: Ring Ring Ring
Prankee: Hello
Prankster: Phfffk Phffk Phffk
Prankee: What the fuck? You are a totally hot mother fucker. Would you like to go out some time?
Prankster: Hell Yeah

by DirtyD June 17, 2004

Crisco Slipper

A Crisco Slipper is when you sneak up on some while they're sleeping and put Crisco on their genitals.

I totally prank john last night I gave him a Crisco slipper and he didn't even wake up

by YungSyphilis March 4, 2022

The Crisco Crippler

When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat

Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.

by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022

Crisco

An American brand of shortening that is produced by B&G Foods. Introduced in June 1911 by Procter & Gamble,

Crisco is the best

by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022