crisco kid

A child with a big fat ass.

Man that muffinman is a crisco kid? Yeah bro hes got a ton of fat in the can!

by The pillow snake October 17, 2020

Crisco Party

Crisco Parties are gatherings held on Friday afternoons, traditionally a half an hour before the end of the work day, in honor of the completion of a research project.

I got drunk at the Crisco Party.

And we going to have a Crisco Party for EMEA?

Who's going to go to Safeway and get the booze for the Crisco Party?

by NotJanelle April 26, 2013

Crisco my Nabisco

A need for lubricant during sex

It's starting to hurt, could you Crisco my Nabisco?

by BigRock August 23, 2015

Crisco Cock Call

A prank phone call where the prankster gets a jar of Crisco and inserts his penis into it. He then holds the phone up to it so the person on the other end hears the phfffk noise made. Often used to pick up on hot bitches.

Phone: Ring Ring Ring
Prankee: Hello
Prankster: Phfffk Phffk Phffk
Prankee: What the fuck? You are a totally hot mother fucker. Would you like to go out some time?
Prankster: Hell Yeah

by DirtyD June 18, 2004

Crisco Butt

Applies to both male and female

Slang term for any person who uses butter or some other cooking fat to give anal sex, to someone else regardless if it's forced or not.

2 People Gossiping
Fred: Hey Kevin, Sven recieved Anal Sex from Gwendle.
Kevin: Well then, I guess we'll just be calling Sven Crisco butt from now on.

by tx3000 May 05, 2010

talking crisco

making an untrue statement with intent to deceive

burg isn't speaking the truth; he's talking crisco!!!

by tuffpuff June 28, 2008

Crisco Magic

When you get some man goo in your eye and start seeing the magic happen when really you're just stuck in someones fictional world.

Hey Fli, go give um the ol Crisco Magic for me, will ya?

by Ookami619 July 25, 2021