by GOHO13 May 21, 2010

by Levi A Jones February 1, 2006

crimping was origonally a term to describe the steeling of apples in the countryside - urban crimping is steeling road signs/cones, house for sale signs, road name signs and the like while under the influence of alcohol at around 2am
dude... lets go..... err what was i gonna say.... er oh yea mate,grab me that beer and lets go urban crimping!!!!!
by meigel sanchez June 12, 2006

by MotoSP909 October 21, 2017

by Skinny Folks January 12, 2005

Aliens that are a combonation of shrimp and crickets.
Also can be used as an adjective to describe someone.
Also can be used as an adjective to describe someone.
"Oh my god!! look at those crimps, they just jumped all over Brett's face and ate him!"
"Damn! James gets all the ladies and doesn't turn them lesbian, he is sooo crimp!"
"Damn! James gets all the ladies and doesn't turn them lesbian, he is sooo crimp!"
by Zach Mayfield September 12, 2007

1. (noun) A radial deformation in an otherwise linear feces, occuring due to the application of sphicter force.
2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.
2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.
1. "When my sister unexpectedly banged on the bathroom door, it caused an involuntary turd crimp."
2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a Philly Fake Out last night."
2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a Philly Fake Out last night."
by Chris J June 18, 2004
