unorganized crime family

A family in which almost every member is guilty of one crime or another, and most or all were caught. A family of incompetent criminals, sad to the point of funniness.

My girlfriend is part of an unorganized crime family. Her dad's had a half dozen DUI's, her uncle is in jail for robbery, her aunt got caught with drugs, her sister got caught shoplifting, her cousin tried to steal a car, and her other cousin tries to write bad checks.

by gingitsune23 January 14, 2011

dirty crime boy

someone who is very mischievous, like a raccoon

"its me and Wilbur, the dirty crime boys"

by dyo!! December 28, 2021

perfect crime

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

that is the perfect crime

by oof_man27 December 11, 2019

crimason

Crimason is one of my favorite creators on tiktok.I love watching his videos on tiktok everyday. He is sofunny and makes me laugh almost everyday :)

“Hey who was that person again with red hair????”

Thats crimason he’s really cool you might like his content :D

by CHUPAPIEVI October 2, 2021

art crime

grafitti-usually found in inner city or on trains passing through in a rural suburb.

Stopped at the train crossing; I say to my sister "wow" look at all that grafitti. No sis, it's an "art crime"

by KC, MFD & Big Sister T February 21, 2007

True Crime: Streets of LA

One of the first free roaming action games to be released after Grand Theft Auto III, True Crime: Streets of LA focuses on the other side of the law in the genre of the police procedural. Unlike GTA, the player is given a good cop/bad cop rating based on the morality of the player's actions. These actions affect the storyline, leading to one of three different endings.

The game features an extensive 240-square mile recreation of Los Angeles with street names, landmarks, highways, and numerous vehicles that can be commandeered by the player.

The game has a branching storyline, which gives it seemingly three storylines, but basically, you're an E0D agent with the LAPD, who was suspended, but put back on duty due to gang trouble.

The game was released in the US November 4, 2003, published by Activision, devoloped by Luxoflux. It was released for Windows, Mac, Xbox, PS2, GameCube, and Mobile Phone.

True Crime: Streets of LA

It's a game, yo!

by WeenieDog June 7, 2007

Crime and Punishment

A book written by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, a Russian author also known for his well-acclaimed novel, "The Brothers Karamazov".

Crime and Punishment is a novel often required by English teachers for students to read during their summer vacation. Some students may be discouraged at the length of the book, which is over 650 pages, but it's an absolutely fantastic novel filled with suspense and figurative language to make one certainly think over the actions of the characters.

It is, without a doubt, the best book I have ever read.

Crime and Punishment took me a while to read, but luckily it was a good book. I was never bored while reading it.

by George Wallace Admirer August 22, 2009