my cracker jack hoe

A best friend that is more than a friend but less than a partner in a way. There always here when you need them an will do sexual favours when needed an/or wanted

Yea thats My Cracker Jack hoe an I'm glad I have them

by Broken hearted lover May 1, 2018

cracker jack Realtor

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.

Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.

by cheyenne2364 September 22, 2010

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up

Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?

by Dre2k August 15, 2021

cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack

the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process

by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024

Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024

cracker jack

Racist southern white people who hate anyone other than their own kind and think they own you if they do favors for you.

Look at that guy right there, see all that dry skin, he's a cracker jack!

by JCWithTheRojoT October 15, 2021