Great Cosmic Negro

The Great Cosmic Negro (GCN) is the black version of "The Man". While "The Man" is responsible for holding down and oppressing minorities, the GCN is responsible for the oppression of white people. He usually operated through liberal guilt, the "race card" or just bad luck.

I applied for the job but didn't get it because of some affirmative action clause. Looks like the Great Cosmic Negro is trying to keep me down.

by Angrier Monkey July 21, 2009

Cosmic String

Thin loops of ultra dense engery, far narrower than the nucleus of an atom but stretching across vast distances, left over from the Big Bang and acting as gravitational 'seeds' on which the galaxies grew.

A piece of cosmic string just a mile long would weigh as much as the Earth. A cosmic string that stretched right across the universe could be scrunched up into a ball smaller than a single atom, but would weigh as much as a supercluster of galaxies.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

CosmicTeal

He is The Best ROBLOX Player Of All Time,

He has a ROBLOX account that was made in 1/7/2017

He also has a YouTube Channel named "CosmicTeal"

This "CosmicTeal" guy is really good at roblox

by NotCosmicTeal July 10, 2023

Cosmic Space Fish

Odd looking, pink, fish that were in the movie Muppets From Space...
*and they really like tea for some reason...*

Let the Cosmic Space Fish be with you!

by I am Neon! *Alysha* January 4, 2009

cosmic dickslap

the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.

"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."

by 40oz.killa May 1, 2010

Cosmic Nine Year Old

something to call someone who's is worldly but still immature. Originated with the Doctor Who fandom, calling the Doctor one. He knows a vast amount of information on the universe, but still is young at heart, and has a tendency to be immature.

DW fan 1: Did you see that part where he made the angel say "comfy chairs"?
DW fan 2: Oh yeah, what a cosmic nine year old

Yeah, I mean he's nice and smart and whatever, but he's still not grown up, he's just a cosmic nine year old

by lastofthehappyfolk June 21, 2011

Cosmic Rolley

when you get the zig-zags out ready to make a joint and theres only one left better make your self a one-skinner kid

bill clinton: my fellow amercian skin up

me: cant theres only one skin left

bill clinton: make a cosmic rolley then?

me: yeah

by cosmic-rolley December 17, 2012