cork

what you must insert to keep the hamster from escaping your ass.

He's in, now cork it before he gets out!

by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006

cork

A person who doesn't pay back his/her debts.

You gave that cork 2G? That scrilla's gone!

by EV October 24, 2002

cork

A person of such unbelievable, super-human GIRTH that they can single-handedly block your way – typically in a shopping environment.

I can't get through this isle cause of the cork.

Look at that cork. How am I suppose to get around that?

by Shvelle November 07, 2007

cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.

Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.

by himguy November 08, 2006

cork

Material that such people as, Sammy Sosa, use in their bats to do better than others.

Sammy Sosa had all his bats x-rayed, but the only cork they found was in his ass.

by Geoff June 17, 2003

corked

When someone get's messed with either phisically or emotionally in a humerous way that does not harm or insult the person that was "corked".

Person One: Dude, He got corked by that kid over there.

Person Two: Oh man, by who!?

Person One: By Chris Smith, he tried to make fun of him but couldn't.

by Terrence May 27, 2004

cork

silencerfor a gun so you let off shots quietly

got tha cork on my nine

by hellboy88 October 18, 2006