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colon cartridge

A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.
Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.
by Zonal K September 25, 2018
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cambridge inter-collegiate christian union

The surface residue of a sanctimonious turd that simply refuses to flush down the proverbial toilet of a millenium of otherwise staunch academic tradition. Also known as CICCU.
"Hi, I'm from Cambridge Inter-collegiate Christian Union. I support the clergy's prolific choir-boy molestation."
"You're going to hell. I should know, I'm from CICCU."
"I don't even believe in Jesus. I'm in it for the free lunches at CICCU."
"The revised 10 commandments of CICCU:
1) Thou shalt have thine cake and eat it.
2) Thou shalt have the cake of others and eat it even if you are full from aforementioned cake.
3) Thou shalt increase the greenhouse effect through fly-posting and leafleting.
4) Thou shalt be racist and homophobic.
5) Thou shalt slap thine wife about a bit for she hath remarkable regenerative powers.
6) Thou shalt steal from the poor and give to the rich.
7) Thou shalt get them out for the lads.
8) Thou shalt evicerate the proletariate.
9) Thou shalt kill members of all other faths.
10) Thou shalt play cricket."
by Rowan Williams October 30, 2007
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cartridge

Term which refers to the old game cartridges that were used by the NES and the cartridges that were used by SNES. These NES cartridges were infamous for getting so very dusty and unclean that your warm, moist, stinky breath had to be applied at the opening of said cartridge (See Nintendo Blow) to even get them to work at all! SNES cartridges were not AS bad but STILL suffered the same problems = same "solution" to NES cartridges being dusty.

After throughly "breathing" on these cartridges, and after a relatively short period of time, the game that would be using the cartridge would freeze up as the moisture ran out, and the TV which would be hooked up to your game will look psychedelic in 16 bit blocks.

For an idea of what these cartridges look like, look to your left. Occasionally there will be an ad for Busted Tees next to this definition and it will have a girl wearing a demin skirt and a green shirt saying Blow Me with a pic of a side view of a NES cartridge.
1996 (NES)- "My Cobra Command cartridge is acting up again!" Argh *Huff Huff*

1998 (SNES)- "Donkey Kong Country isn't working again..."

1999 (SNES)- "Yoshi's Island is always working as usual ;D"

2000 (???) - "Screw this crap im gonna go play playstation"
by Ranger Elite July 16, 2008
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Cambridge Prep Experience 2009

1. An epic, raptastical cultural enrichment camp that occurred during the summer of 2009 at Peterhouse College, Cambridge, UK.
2. The camp that brought M.A. Cubed together.
I'm M to the A and I'm here to say, I miss the Cambridge Prep Experience 2009 today!
by _____________spt.5.3 February 17, 2010
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Punting from the Cambridge end

Sexual intercourse whereby the man penetrates the woman from behind. As opposed to 'punting from the Oxford end': in Cambridge the punter stands on the till and punt with the open end forward, while in Oxford they stand inside the boat and punt with the till forward.
My and me boyfriend were dogging on the A14, alright, when he decide to try punting from the Cambridge end, like they do in the Fens!
by Da_Cello October 16, 2010
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Cambridge University

The joint top University in Great Bitain. It is full of some of the brightest students in the country. Its joint top with Oxford. Oxford and Cambridge are often called Oxbridge.
Cambridge: How did you do in your exams?
Student: Yes, I got straight A's
Cambridge:Well the come to Cambridge University
by British brunette June 11, 2006
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Cambridge Bay

A small town of about 1700 people in northern Canada. Very tightly knit and everyone is related, so if you vist there, there is minor chance you'll be jumped and forced to make sweet inuk cross babies.
Bobby: Hey! How is it in Cambridge Bay right now?
Paula: Bad. We accidently broke the last tourist and his baby juice.
by lurklurklurk January 13, 2011
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