cookie monster

What 50 Cent used to dis Ja Rule with.

50 Cent: you sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster!

by Angelacia June 11, 2007

cookie monster

a character on sesame street whos voice sounds like ja rule see ja rule

big bird: wat up ja rule i mean cookie monster

cookie monster: damn you big bird i am much better than that faggot ja rule

by the real don November 24, 2006

Cookie Monstered

Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.

I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.

by DJ Starfleet July 17, 2011

cookie monster

a cookie moster is a person who smokes crack cocaine

Fred turns into a cookie monster when he has any money to spend.

by J. N. Ayash July 25, 2008

Cookie Monstering

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.

Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?

by __Kris__ June 19, 2022

cookie-monster

on a college campus, one who invites members of the opposite sex into his or her (usually her) dorm for sexual favors. When caught by an RA, the person will say they were eating cookies as an excuse.

That slut was such a cookie-monster.

by Angelo D'mysterioso August 9, 2008

The Cookie Monster

The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.

Friend One: "Om nom nom nom!"
Friend Two: "You are SO the cookie monster!"

by Cookie Mnstr Luver!!! <3 March 21, 2012