by LaineMarieHoward.com September 22, 2006
Get the conradmug. the guy who gets the worst munchies and always mooches food off of people. he also tends to pass out earlier than everyone else, which can be solved with taking a nerf gun and administering headshots. this person tends to be redheaded
by theEaSTer BuNny October 14, 2010
Get the conradmug. (n)
the wrong way of spelling conrade this is often mispelt by people.
a term often used by communist wannabes spelled in an archaic language
the wrong way of spelling conrade this is often mispelt by people.
a term often used by communist wannabes spelled in an archaic language
Though Felix , the wannabe air cadet, would pass as a communist in speech. He'd fail in typing when referring to Mao as "conrade" because he clearly cant spell.
by ak March 8, 2005
Get the conrademug. A short fat man that is usually below normal IQ. Conrads usually have no friends and like to mingle with normal people. Most Conrads accidently show off their buttcrack without knowing it
by trevor dewitt January 14, 2008
Get the conradmug. someone extremely preppy, who has no sense of style, and who clearly tries way too and does not succeed
can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who thinks they get or wants much more ass than they actually do get or ever will
can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who thinks they get or wants much more ass than they actually do get or ever will
by KaReeMUH parKer January 22, 2008
Get the conradmug. 
Actor, born 1 March 1935, as Conrad Robert Falk.
Famed for having the sexiest butt ever on film.
Best know for his role as James West in the 1965-1969 TV series The Wild Wild West, in which he played a "James Bond on horseback" character.
Conrad is a gay icon due to the James West character's costume of extraordinarily tight matador-style pant and bollero jacket, cut high on the waste to fully reveal the fine, tightly clad ass.
In most episodes Conrad's shirt inevitably came off, and there were often scenes involving the half-naked hunk being bound and gagged, or he himself dishing out punishment to the bad guys.
The show ran four seasons but become un-PC due to excessive violence. Nevertheless, many a gay boy of the time, or who has seen re-runs or the DVD, has credited lust for Conrad as his first indication that he was gay.
The shows producer, Michael Garrison, was gay, and although at the time the homoeroticism may have seemed subliminal, in today's less naive world it is blatantly obvious.
Father of eight Conrad is not known to have been gay, but was well aware of the effect of the tight pants.
He is quoted as saying "That character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out it worked...we merchanised conditioning and sex. It's so much sexier to be subtle, to maybe have tight pants and take your shirt off.
Famed for having the sexiest butt ever on film.
Best know for his role as James West in the 1965-1969 TV series The Wild Wild West, in which he played a "James Bond on horseback" character.
Conrad is a gay icon due to the James West character's costume of extraordinarily tight matador-style pant and bollero jacket, cut high on the waste to fully reveal the fine, tightly clad ass.
In most episodes Conrad's shirt inevitably came off, and there were often scenes involving the half-naked hunk being bound and gagged, or he himself dishing out punishment to the bad guys.
The show ran four seasons but become un-PC due to excessive violence. Nevertheless, many a gay boy of the time, or who has seen re-runs or the DVD, has credited lust for Conrad as his first indication that he was gay.
The shows producer, Michael Garrison, was gay, and although at the time the homoeroticism may have seemed subliminal, in today's less naive world it is blatantly obvious.
Father of eight Conrad is not known to have been gay, but was well aware of the effect of the tight pants.
He is quoted as saying "That character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out it worked...we merchanised conditioning and sex. It's so much sexier to be subtle, to maybe have tight pants and take your shirt off.
by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks August 16, 2008
Get the Robert Conradmug.