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Schrödinger's confidentiality

The confidentiality of a specific set of political matters is in a state of superposition due to dishonest obfuscation until a politician or some elite in society honestly admits whether or not it is confidential.
The News Reporter said, "Sir, you claimed earlier that the meeting was not confidential, and now you claim that it is. You've regulated the confidentiality of the meeting into a state of schrödinger's confidentiality. Will you honestly claim which is which and cease this attempt at obscurantism, or will you continue to be obscurate?"
by Thought_Addict0 March 26, 2025
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confidentiel

A Roadman: I am London's confidentiel
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confidental

Describes da privileged medical-records info dat yer tooth-doctor is sposta keep zipped lips about.
If ya maintain a clamped jaw regarding yer oral-exam results, people won't be able to see yer chompers, anyway, and so said details will indeed remain strictly "confidental".
by QuacksO July 23, 2024
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Cuntfidentiality

When you have sex with someone and you don't want anyone to find out, you make the other party sign a "cuntfidentiality" form.
If we have sex tonight you're going to have to sign this cuntfidentiality form.
by Duckington November 16, 2019
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Confie3dential

A misspelling of the word 'confidential', which sometimes appears in legal documents. Lacking the same meaning however, "confie3dential" is defined as, "to make known to all by full and open disclosure".
"I agree to make all information discussed by the committee confie3dential."
by Keller ISD January 26, 2022
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