Condom Commercial Kid

A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.

"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."

by arka May 23, 2008

who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.

Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking

by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008

Pen condom

The little glue or plastic that comes on newly bought pens to preserve it's freshness.

I like to play with the pen condom.

by Jarren is Sexy September 27, 2010

laptop condom

Those rubbery sleeves people use to protect their laptops with.

It's a good thing my roommate's laptop was wearing a condom, or things could have gotten pretty sticky last night.

My laptop wears a pink condom.

He said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.

by the prince of retardia October 5, 2010

boxer condom

When boxers are used as a preventative measure of transmitting STD's. Typical use would consist of the latex-ed penis erecting out of the boxer briefs fly trap; appearing as though the boxer briefs themselves have a boner.

"I dont know bro that girl might have the itch, you should do a boxer condom just to be safe"

by beastmanrage November 28, 2011

Condom Jockey

The act of a frat boy poking holes in a strip of condoms ( to show how many women's lives he can ruin ), Then chugging a beer while Nutting into a pineapple

THAT Condom Jockey LAST NIGHT WAS WILD!!

by HighThinker42○ January 24, 2021

Toss a Condom to your Witcher

Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.

Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

by Joehobo April 29, 2020