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consumption prostitute

A girl/woman who will do things like give attention/so interest, dance, have sex and sometimes even start a relationship for stuff like drinks, presents, drugs, housing/shelter.

They're mostly active during clubbing. It's often there where they will pick up and use their "customers" for the first time.
Wise girl: Do you know why she left you?

Bankrupt loser: I think, it's due to the fact that I couldn't give her what she wanted anymore, because she completely bankrupt me with her expensive taste.

Wise girl: Finally realize she used you? She's a consumption prostitute dude!
by consumption prostitute May 31, 2007
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Plaid skirts, Knee high socks, white or black shoes, blue cards

Have you heard of the Immaculate conception cathedral school dance policy 'keep the holy spirit between you at all times" . It's ridiculously gay.
by loserchick360000000 December 27, 2009
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Condemnation Cough

This is the fake cough that non-smokers give to someone smoking, even in an outdoor setting. It is generally characterized by one dry cough and accompanied by a dirty look.
Fred: Hey, I think Mike is getting sick. I was outside smoking, and he walked past me coughing.

Bill: Naw, man, that's just a condemnation cough.
by Skuldseidhr November 9, 2011
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Consumption bereavement

the process by which consumers react emotionally and behaviorally to the withdrawal of favourite brands.
Oh man they just stopped making my favorite ice-cream

Your suffering from Consumption Bereavement
by Dikc3s October 20, 2009
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Conception

Prelude to Birthday. The Day after you came in a vagina.
Richard looked back on his daughters birthday and realized the panic he felt during conception was worth it after all.
by El Normatico January 15, 2009
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Post Consumption fragrance

To Fart, bust ass, blow wind, rip one, beefed.

Another way to say it Stinks like Shit!
Person A : What is that smell?
Person B : It Smells like Post Consumption fragrance
Person A : Somebody better make sure they did not shit their pants!

Man your ass smells like Post Consumption fragrance!

Your perfume smells like Post Consumption fragrance
by Tyrone WIlliams May 9, 2006
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immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.
I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)
by Mark Long September 8, 2007
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