concessionist

Someone who works in concessions-- typically at a movie theatre. It's technically not a word according to most dictionaries, and usually gets the red squiggly line from most spell-checkers; but you can refer to this unofficial definition as your own little victory knowing that, as far as the rest of the world is concerned, it's a real word.

Harvard Grad: Excuse me, but a girl who works in your concessions spit in my cup before serving it to me.
Management: Don't you mean a concessionist?
Harvard Grad: That's not a fucking word you imbecile.
Management: (begins making a loogie)...let me see that cup.

by Douglas Young December 29, 2007

cheesy concussion

Probally on eof the most brutal forms on torture. The victim is bashed over the head from a block of cheese resulting in severe brain damage, memory loss, internal bleeding and a deformed skull.

Captain sauce: The last thing I want is a cheesy concussion

Torturer: You better tell me where you keep the money
Captain sauce: ok, ok ill tell you everything

by Captainsauceishot November 21, 2019

concurable

to agree with a statement another person implies

That speech the president just announced was very concurable to my belief system.

by Joshua Frazier April 12, 2005

Condustrum

A fake disease used as an excuse for people who don't want to go out with their friends.

Person (A): Wanna hang out tomorrow afternoon?

Person (B): Sorry, bruh! I have Condustrum, I have to stay in bed all day.

by Shexy Boi October 2, 2014

Concuboner

The male version of a concubine.

Dude has it made. She's loaded, pays all the bills, and he just gets to hang out and give her the D. He's her concuboner.

by CREAMdolladallabillz June 6, 2016

Concuck

A politically conservative person who blames their political parties bad decisions on others. They like watching their politicians screw them over and take away their rights.

Jeff thinks Trump is Pro 2A, but really Jeff is a concuck because Trump is taking away his 2A rights.

by The Libertarian September 13, 2020

Optical Conclusion

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.

I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!

by Jason Schueler January 6, 2009