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Composting

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.
My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.
by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017
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Cloud Computing

A term that basically describes the many loss of IT jobs.

Back in the good ol' days, manpower was required to get work done. These days, you just need a bunch of Indians (From India) who follow a scripted business model, and offer, or at least what they consider, a "service".

The large volume of third-world competition has not only decimated industry-level wages by about 40%, but has also eliminated thousands of previously existing jobs.

Simply put, if you are considering a career in IT, stay away! All of us who are now in IT are wishing we had chosen a different career path as we do not know if there will be a career for us in the long-term.
2008 (new student intake class) - professor speaking: "There are MANY jobs in IT! You will all start at over $60,000 per year! STARTING! You kids were smart to make this choice!

2011 (graduates) - outcome: Average starting wages fell to around 35-40k per year.

"Gee golly, sir, I sure do love being taken advantage of by my employer due to the shitty economic climate!"

Another example:
A student looks for a job, only to discover that all "junior" entry-level positions, require 3-5 years of industry-level experience. Life is so not fair sometimes.

A dude gets rejected after his 4th interview for requesting a livable wage:
"cloud computing can kiss my ass!"
by bluemuffin June 11, 2012
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Cloud computing

Computer resources deliverable as services over internet is cloud computing.
cloud computing is computer resources deliver over internet
by s j tubrazy April 12, 2013
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completing kaden

A television show produced by a group of teens. It has a fan base throughout the midwest United States, U.K., West Coast and East Coast of Canada, and Australia.
Did you see that last Completing Kaden episode?
by KyleL October 5, 2006
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contacting aliens

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"
by minuteman88 January 26, 2010
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Competing religion

Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)
Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"

Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."
by Bill Sensbach January 9, 2012
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Comcasting

When your internet connection goes out for no reason and you lose connection
Damn it jerry, Your connection is comcasting again! I can't move!
by Noigtmar October 7, 2016
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