commando pantsing

when you pants someone, and their underwear/boxers gets pulled down. usually happens because underwear/boxer is very lose and baggy.

or can happen when you pants someone who's going commando at the moment.

Joe commando pantsed Jake by accident. Jake shouldn't have have worn such baggy boxers. commando pantsing can be very unexpected and dangerously embarrassing.

by xX random_person Xx July 6, 2014

Commando wank

Quick and intense self gratification, usually performed spontaneously anywhere, outside or at work. Once aroused by erotic stimuli ie. co worker, billboard model or you just have too...

Arthur became aroused watching the laundry go round, a commando wank was the only answer.

by jazrowjo August 3, 2009

commando cocktail party

a party where attendees do not wear undergarments, and the female attendees wear skirts.

"Bro, you freeballin to the Commando Cocktail Party at Michael's house this friday night?"

"Of course, ya big dummy. Ain't no one wearing drawls - and the lizzies are wearing skirts. It's gonna be like a clam dig in Nantucket!"

"Spectabulous, germanicus!"

by Jo Jo Jikaphrio November 10, 2007

Commando/Mercenary Treatment

When a group of developers ignore the complaints of a class in an mmo until the players of said class reroll, quit or just become too tired to complain. Thus solving the root cause of said complaints. This is followed up by the developers patting each other's backs and congratulating each other on a job well done.

1. Bioware is really putting powertechs through the commando/mercenary treatment. Each patch powertech's think their class can not get worse, when it does.

2. If the RNG gods align, we can be one shot by a Boss mechanic, and there is nothing we can do. Us assassin tanks are getting the Commando/Mercenary treatment.

3. Because of Bioware's consistent use of the commando/mercenary treatment one will find a lack of commandos and mercenaries queing for the 4 v 4 ranked arenas.

by Mathrim Cauthon August 25, 2013

Commando Lunge

A Commando Lunge is the act of using Command Pro in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. If you use Commando Pro, you are capable of:

*Snipe knifing from any distance at all
*Jumping off the cliff in Afghan without being damaged whatsoever
*Killing people with a melee through walls or any other type of cover
*Knifing someone who is of higher elevation than you
*Not firing your weapon yet still being 1st in the lobby leaderboard
*Never dying unless shot from behind
*Being a total asshat

PLAYER1: Hey bro...

PLAYER2: Whats up dude....
*PLAYER1 gets knifed by PLAYER2*
PLAYER1: wwwwwooooooowwwww you little f***
PLAYER2: U MAD BRO?
PLAYER1: Well yes, i am mad that you F****** COMMANDO LUNGED ME FROM THE F****** BUNKER WHILE I WAS ON TOP OF THE CLIFF YOU TOTAL D***
PLAYER2: U MAD?
PLAYER1: YOU F****** D***** BAG SON OF A F****** C*** A** MOTHER F***
PLAYER2: I'll take it you are slightly angry at me
PLAYER1: NO S*** SHERLOCK... ugggghhh dumba**
PLAYER2: Welcome to Call of Duty bro...

by MW2 Freak November 14, 2011

commando date

When a guy tricks a girl into going on a date with him. Lies are obviously involved to get the girl there usually a group outing then when the girl shows up it's just one guy alone.

I went to the farwell John told me about he was the only one there it was a commando date.

by chiaroscuro girl April 8, 2010

Commando Hit

When you are smoking weed in a group and someone tries to sneak into the circle or moves spots in order to smoke out of turn.

Dude, that was a commando hit, you weren't supposed to go until after Kevin!

by Ginger Spice&Everything Nice June 17, 2010