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Sit-down comedian

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.
by guyomalley February 27, 2011
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comedian

The jokes and humorous comments made my the two girls in the example below.
Kylie and Brianna are the funniest comedians.
by Kellie Brien March 13, 2021
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Comedian

A piece of art worth $120,000 and consisting of a banana taped to the wall. Got eaten at Art Basel in Miami.
Comedian was quite possible the lamest piece of art ever. I'm glad someone ate it, since that is what is supposed to be done with bananas.
by D12434132 December 20, 2019
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Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.
Get a load of that try-hard comedian over there. He's such a jackass.
by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020
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Schrödinger's Comedian

A comedian who acts like a jerk and based off people's reactions make a joke based off the act in a funny way.

A contrary to Schrodinger's Douchebag
"(Reading out a definition) Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted."
"Im like this all the time"
"yeah but u do it well, making it Schrödinger's Comedian"
by mayflooer August 22, 2023
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Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.
"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic
by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021
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tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter
Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.
by hiimlunaaaa February 25, 2025
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