Comcascism

Fascist behavior by monopolistic cable/internet companies.

Attempting to block perceived file-sharing programs is an an example of Comcascism.

by quaoar October 15, 2008

coccydyniac

It refers to a person who is a big pain in the butt

"She's such a coccydyniac, laughs for nothing at all and expects us to laugh at her comments too..somebody save me please."

by D.i.V.i. May 4, 2009

comcastic

A trade-word coined by the cable company Comcast.

definition 1: deceitful
definition 2: despicable

Mike: Man, f*ck Comcast!
Ike: I know, man, it's comcastic!

or

Sun: Man, F*ck the coal industry!
Wind: I know, man, it's comcastic!

by crnnchls February 9, 2010

comcast strategy

A statistical analysis of customer experience. Make it extremely tedious and difficult to cancel/downgrade/do anything with your service. The benefit of people giving up and accepting unnecessary fees or undesired services outweighs the cost of those that do leave.

Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.

Comcast strategy example:

To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.

by me, mane July 20, 2014

Compy 386

Strong bads trusty computer

"I give to you the compy 386 a marvel of graphics power"- Strong bad

by The Dickey March 15, 2003

Commy

1. A communist.
2. A Commodore. Excellent Australian car made by Holden.

1. "No, I wont share my bread with you, commy."
2. "My V8 commy shits on any BMW (except for Z series)."

by Diego August 21, 2003

compy

1. Computer

2. Those cute little dinosaurs in Jurassic Park 2.

1. Will this thing load on your compy?

2. Those compys ate him alive.

by jsteen May 1, 2004