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Cologne Fest

When a group of guys wearing to much cologne congregate in an enclosed space.
My Brother had his friends over last night...There was a serious cologne fest going on in the living room.
by imtheblankpageyouretheink October 5, 2010
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cologne hipster

one who becomes personally offended when they discover their scent of choice on another person.
"He just told me I have no right to smell like him. What a cologne hipster!"
by megerachi January 28, 2012
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Caveman cologne

The smell that lingers from ones self after taking a massive dump and not bothering to wipe.
Friend1: Dude whats that awful smell?
Friend 2: I have to pay rent this week, I couldn't afford toilet paper, I'm rockin some Caveman Cologne.
by Kykinn March 19, 2011
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Al Cologne

Derived from the name of notorious mobster Al Capone and the official title applied to men’s perfume, the term describes career criminals who place more emphasis on their image than their actual role in the underworld.
It intends to signify the individual is weak, because of their feminine characteristics and because of their questionable dedicated to the actual work involved.
Although, it originally referred to the flashy aura that many young Italian-American mobsters sought after during the disco era, it can also be applied to those attempting to emulate the ghetto fabulous image associated with a lot of Hip-Hop music (specifically the crunk genre).
The term was coined by Mickey Featherstone, notorious member of the Westies, a dangerous Irish-American racketeering association based in the Hell’s Kitchen neighborhood on Manhattan’s West Side. They were declared “the most savage organization in the long history of New York street gangs,” by former Mayor of New York, Rudolph Giuliani.
If you want to see an Al Cologne watch Saturday Night Fever and ATL.” There isn't a scene without a dozen of them.
by Bobby Cusack January 16, 2007
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Alpha-cologned

The type of personality that wears overpowering colognes: televangelists, greasy Bohunks from Joisey, and their savior, Donald Drumpf.....
The meeting, cast as a "Republican strategy session for America", was in fact a sauna for the Alpha-cologned, a glutinous orgy of back-slapping good 'ol boys who vied on who could fleece the American people most deftly.
by Paughnque July 26, 2017
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cologne ranger

One that offends all around them with their aura of cheap fragrance. One that molests passers-by with a pungent force field of Axe body spray or similar over indulgent smell-weirds.
The cologne ranger over there is making the plants wilt
by Bennie Backslap June 5, 2011
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cum cologne

When you jerk off using scented lotion and it results in you smelling good
Rosa: Why do you smell like coconuts?

Brian: Cum Cologne
by WolfgangSpartacus June 19, 2021
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