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Alabama Cologne

The odor that results from a redneck not showering for an extended period of time.
My redneck friend spent a week camping without any running water and came back wearing Alabama cologne
by JJMUWF August 16, 2008
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Tennessee cologne

The odor that a redneck gets after going for too long without bathing or
showering. Hillbilly aroma.
Cletus only bathed once a week. By Thursday he had some hideous
Tennessee cologne going on.
by PMax January 28, 2009
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fart cologne

to fart while standing, then sitting down and it permeates your clothes. Most often done prior to sitting down on the can.
Bob donned fart cologne after his last crap.
by Detricus March 19, 2010
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Chocolate cologne

When you’re eating ass and they fart into your mouth or farts on you
Guy one: I was eating this girls ass and she sprayed me with chocolate cologne

Guy two: That sucks ass
by [REDACTED][REDACTED] March 12, 2020
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gd cologne

perfume that smells like furry cueb
by ItzNotMeL****Lol June 12, 2023
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mechanic's cologne

Slang: WD-40. So named because of the distinctive sickly sweet odor of the anti-rust compound.
I spent all day working on my car, and now I've got mechanic's cologne all over my hands.
by Eleglac March 9, 2007
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Pussy Cologne

The smell of pussy that can be smelled on a guy's dick, even a few days after having gotten laid (even after having taken a few showers); it's the smell of honor!

(Similar to having been sprayed by a skunk, except much, much cooler)
Lisa uses her Pussy Cologne on MOCO all the time; is she marking her territory?
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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