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fairy collector

Noun/Adjective used to describe women that tend to have a fair amount of gay male friends. See also fag hag.
by Lee May 6, 2004
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collective memory

After a blackout night, the attempt of recalling the events of the night before through friends, facebook pictures, and angry girlfriends. Usually initiated by the phrase "What the **** happened last night?"
"Man, what the **** happened last night?"

"Didn't you see the pictures? You were macking on two chicks while dancing on a table... but then the table broke and we had to take you to a hospital."

"Oh, that explains why my girlfriend is angry with me and I have stitches in my head... how many did I get?"

"23"

"Oh"

"Yeah, collective memory is a bitch"
by TheRealLance April 17, 2010
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sticker collector

(adj.) a person who is constantly searching for compliments and affirmations from those around them. behavior consistent with a person who is a complete loser. (origin: a person shows-off, expecting some sort of reward, like a sticker)
"Dude, Scott keeps telling me about his fucking scholarship. What a sticker collector"
by amandalicious May 6, 2006
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scab collector

"i dont want to stand in the rain waiting for you to tie your shoe"

"fuck off sheila, jeeze. don't be such a fucking scab collector."
by richard bean August 9, 2008
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Rock Collection

1. The spoils of a simple and enjoyable hobby.
A. The rock hound's pride and joy.
B. The spoils of a slightly geeky hobby.

2. A collection consisting of rocks and minerals. The types of rocks and minerals in each collection varies depending on the collector's interests.
1. I have a rock collection.
A. I have an awesome rock collection!
B. If you like it, who really gives a shit.

2. I think my IQ dropped defining this. =/
by Cheerios22 February 21, 2009
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clout collector

1. One who collects fame and currency in order to fuck your girl and get "mud" on their gucci t-shirts.

2. A person who achieves enjoyment from being the center of attention and smokes a lot of weed but on the low they don't actually enjoy it because their heart was eaten by a succubus.
"Clout collector I'm pickin' up
frontin' like i give a fuck
her boyfriend callin' she don't pick it up
we fuckin' watchin this is us
heart eaten' by a succubus
reasons why I don't fuck with this
reasons why I'm high as shit" - Freshman Jeff (Clout Collector 2021)
by Freshman Jeff January 21, 2021
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Halo: The Master Chief Collection

Your whole entire fucking childhood thrown into a box for just 60 bucks. Oh yeah it also comes with access to the Halo 5 Beta and has an MLG playlist, what more could you ask for? If you own the MCC you will be the coolest kid on the block, guaranteed.
Jimmy: Hey Paul you faggot 1v1 me on Halo 2 right now
Paul: No you're just gonna BXR and camp with the sword the whole game
Jimmy: Then let's play Halo 3 you pussy
Paul: Yeah but I don't know where my mom put the Halo 3 disc
Jimmy: Paul you fucking BK random it's all on one disc with the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
Paul: Holy fuck that's so cool Jimmy
by A Cool Kid IRL October 16, 2014
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