chocolate teapot

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.

Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"

by Clansman April 22, 2009

chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

by rpetras April 29, 2008

Chocolate Feet

A tingley, melting sensation of the feet, achieved when high. The outside of the foot feels melted while the inside feels solid.

"Oh man, I've got chocolate feet."

by Matthew Gray July 8, 2006

Chocolate Cherries Jubilee

Much like the Rusty Trombone, the Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is performed from the rear. The giver has the receiver's balls in his/her mouth and is giving them a reach around, while simultaneously stimulating thier cornhole with his/her nose. At the point of orgasm the reciever then plasters the giver's face with a massive turd.

The Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is perhaps my favorite way of relieving my sexual and bowel tension all at the same time!

by spencerlovesboys December 3, 2007

White Chocolate Reeses

These are much more frequently seen than Reeses'. A White Chocolate Reeses is a person who is White on the outside, and brown on the inside (usually Hispanic just like true Reeses).
Not to be confused with a Weaner. While a Weaner is a wannabe beaner (like a wigger is with blacks) and tries to act Hispanic (Mexican) by trying to speak crappy Spanish and wearing Raiders jerseys, a White Chocolate Reeses is actually a white guy who lives the hispanic lifestyle and speaks the language well.

David, while you may think you are a White Chocolate Reeses, you are actually a weaner, sorry

by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005

Chocolate Sock

Removing you sock and using it to wipe your shitty ass in leiu of toilet paper.

Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."

Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

chocolate cave dweller

Pejorative term referring to ones proclivity for anal sex, typically reserved for homosexual males.

That Carl is a real chocolate cave dweller.

Or

I'm no stranger to chocolate cave dwelling.

by Turdf69 May 19, 2016