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Cocktopus

A word used to represent the ratio of men to women at a party or gathering. The word is an abbreviation of "cock to pussy ratio".
I'm down to hit up that party, but I need to check the cocktopus first.
by chompums November 3, 2009
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cockstipated

whenever you have cock shoved so far up your ass that you have to poop rendering your shit button useless.
doug: "pull it out steve because im getting cockstipated!"
by 6THREE!8 July 3, 2010
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Cockstock

(1) When you go through your phone and finna find some late night D somewhere between the hours of 1:30-5:30am.

(2) Going through old texts and dm’s from thirsty fuckbois to see who’s the least repulsive and good for a late night smash & dash.
“I totally caught Becky taking cockstock when she was Tindering at 2am.”

Becky said to Carol, “Can you please take cockstock and find me a Chad to bang?”
by Kfbetch July 21, 2018
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cock stop

When another man stops another from having relations with a female.
Man 1 : Get out, I'm trying to poon this chick!

Man 2 : No I don't have to get out of here because you want me to.
by Falkinor May 1, 2005
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Cockstock

(1) When you ask your friend if she knows of a gentleman friend of hers whom may be down to “bang”. She’s taking cockstock for you.

(2) When go back through your old texts, Tinder matches, and DM’s trying to find someone down for a late night smash & dash sesh.
“Hey Becky, can you take cockstock for me? I need to get laid, and all of my matches on Tinder suck.”

Carol said to Becky, “I’m tired of Chet and Bret, but they’re dtf, so you can add them to your cockstock stash.”
by Kfbetch July 22, 2018
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Cocktopussy

1. A slang term for sex
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.
1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!

2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!

3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!
by Frozenfiirefox98 January 13, 2009
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cocktopus

A synonym for "bullshit".
Dude, that test yesterday was total cocktopus.
by Schilldebeast April 16, 2008
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