cockeyed

out of balance, needs straightening.

That picture is cockeyed.

by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

cockne

Acne on one's cock.

BRR has cockne all over his face.

by Worstward April 1, 2007

Cockeyes

Someone who stares at a males crotch region for a prolonged period of time.

Someone who only has eyes for the cock.

Chris: did you notice julie staring at my package at the party last night?

Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.

by knobgoblin September 8, 2009

Cockveyer Belt

A woman who simply cannot get enough sexual intercourse.

A slag, whore, tart, hussy, slut.

Ian - "My God Barry, Elyssa rang me again begging for cock. She was only fucking Steve yesterday."
Barry "Incredible, she can't get enough dick"
Ian "Yes, she is a total cockveyer belt"

by dogegg June 5, 2009

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

cockneyrhyming

whyed you search this up? did you mean cockney rhyming? no? stupid.

cockneyrhyming when someon spells cockney rhyming wrong
sentance

joe: have you heard of cockneyrhyming?

big fella:are you stupid? did you mean cockney rhyming?

by bread man32 October 14, 2020

Cockeysville Middle School

The jail you attend for 3 years and then leave, "LAX" kids run the school, and ghetto is the way to go. Ugly lockers 6 inches wide that don't work 50% of the time. If you have money your wardrobe consists of lax short and tops, and if you don't its time to break your parents bank. Unacceptable to own anything without a logo on it. And it your not in you never will be. Full of after school clubs that no one will join.

"What are you doing this weekend",
"mall, game, another game, mall"
"Me to"

Good'ol Cockeysville Middle School

by Mrs.KevinJonas1032 October 21, 2008