cockter

The gyration of the hips to make ones penis spin around in circles.

That fag in meatspin has a weak cockter.

by Jeff Bisow April 2, 2008

cockverschmerton

A term used when someone wants someone else's cock inside them.

David says "She looks like she wants some cockverschmerton"
Tom says "Yeah she is gagging for it."

by dark0dave September 22, 2009

cockernet

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.

by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008

Mad Cocker

The name given to a man who carried out a series of attacks in Sheffield, England in the summer of 1988. These attacks involved him going door to door in residential areas throughout the city with a male chicken hidden discretely under his coat. Upon finding an unlocked door, he would forcefully thrust the "Mad Cock" on his victims on the other side of the door. Such attacks were marked with a card thrown into the fray with the words inscribed: "You've been Cocked by the Mad Cocker".

After my aunt was cocked by the Mad Cocker, she had to spend 6 weeks in nuthouse receiving daily electroshock therapy. She's still never fully recovered.

by son_of_mad_cocker July 6, 2008

shirt-cocker

A man who wears only a shirt at a nude beach.

The beach wandering shirt-cocker enjoyed tanning his buns while keeping the sun off his back.

by Uncle Mit September 7, 2009

cockversation

Talking with a total dick.

"So I talked to Alex."
"And?"
"He was a total dickhead. I have the cockversation saved."

by Searinox April 21, 2009

Cockfee

The act of meeting up for a coffee and sex.

Man, I met Rachel yesterday for some cockfee instead of going to the gym. I still got my cardio in though.

by diverlloyd April 2, 2019