chares coomes

gay but not gay umm he likes it in the butt and is a pimp

look theres chares coomes.

by kittensmittens August 14, 2014

Coom-wagon

A term used to describe one’s balls that are larger in size.

“Let me tell you Megan, my boyfriend has an absolute coom-wagon.”
“Ouch! That ball just hit my coom-wagon”

by Thrasherboi_skrr December 03, 2020

the coom zone

Another word for the cum zone, coom is a sticky substance that ejects from the pp hole.

Being in the coom zone is a good thing its often used in a context while gaming.

Bro I almost escaped the coom zone last night but I got head shotted :(

by OLLY-A July 06, 2020

Coom Dork

someone who steals my fries >:(

In response to potato larceny
YOU COOM DORK!

by japaneseman44F October 01, 2021

spider coom

Liquid of the gods

Just some good spider coom in my drink to thicken it up

by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021

Coom Goblin

Some one who cooms and is simultaneously a goblin

oh oh ohhhh, I think, I might be a coom goblin... Ever since I saw that thick ass loli I cant stop masturbating. *fap fapfapafp* UNNGGGG G GGG IS THAT LORD OF THE RINGS GOBLIN RULE 34? HOLY FUCK *SNIffFFFFFFFffFFFFF* Ooooohohooho fuckkkkkk

by NiggerFagoot1488 December 14, 2020

Coom Bible

An meme/good atheist alternative to the actual bible. It's just a list of meme definitions.

Man 1: I believe in the Coom Bible, amen.
Man 2: Yeah I read the Coom Bible every night.

by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021