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Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.
We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.
by anonymous July 15, 2024
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Come to armory 1

Come to armory 1 means that you are inviting someone to come and have rough anal sex with you and atleast 5 other people, doesnt matter if you are a boy or a girl.
You cannot decline this offer unless there arent atleast 5-6 people doing it.
Hey Masha, can you come to armory 1?
by j6ske January 22, 2024
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come in peace or come to pieces

This is a biker saying indicating that one who has malice will be harmed.
Ok, any other club entering the bar will come in peace or come to pieces!
by I, Wreckerrr November 25, 2016
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I've come to make an annoucement

Dr Eggman makes an annoucement
"I've come to make an annoucement, Shadow The Hedgehog is a-"
by twitter.com June 16, 2019
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; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;

Person two:oh god not again
by Celestia_bunni December 9, 2021
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can a loc come to your crib

Franklin:Man fuck you i'll see you at work
Lamar: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga...
Franklin: WHAT?
its the cutscene in the mission franklin and lamar in gta v lamar beings the convorsation with "Can a loc come to your crib"
by LamarDavisProductions January 29, 2021
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