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social climber

(n.) Similar to an "attention whore", but a social climber is anyone that becomes friends with someone else if they have something that they want, which we all know involves people. They become 'friends' with people who "know people". In turn, they become (or attempt to become) 'friends' with that first person's more "popular" friends, leaving the first person behind. Repeats this cycle to "get to the top", in their own mind, until they realize they are shallow and unable to like people for who they really are. Inevitably, they will be forced to "mature" beyond this. This usually pertains to girls more so than guys.
Cat becomes friends with Nate. Cat is very nice to Nate because Nate's friends all throw good parties. Cat plays on Nate's (painfully obvious) attraction/interest in Cat to get her and several of her friends rides/free alcohol at Nate's friends' parties. Cat meets some other people who know about parties and social things through Nate's party, and eventually doesn't see any more USE for him. Cat is a social climber, because to her, friendship is just a game and other people's feelings don't matter, because she doesn't feel them.
by Jeffro December 1, 2007
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strip clubber

A male or female who is addicted to strip clubs and strippers.
The strip clubber frequents strip clubs at least once every two weeks or more and is armed with a wallet full of twenty dollar bills and one dollar bills for tipping the strippers and for lap dances.
by Cynthia M. Davis April 17, 2007
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Dirtbag Climber

A glorified bum, who spends all of his/her time begging for food, drinking PBR, and climbing.
Fred Beckey classic Dirtbag Climber
by Hmann21 December 28, 2011
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benedict cumberbatch's laugh

The most beautiful, melodious, and sonorous sound known to man. Also see "otter call" and "Butterscotch Crumplesnack's laugh."
An unfortunate accident involving Benedict Cumberbatch's laugh in a BBC interview yesterday caused over 1.6 million fangirls to be hospitalized for heart attacks or bizarre Apnea incidents.
by A Proper Genius June 1, 2016
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Hubert Cumberdale

1. Someone who tastes like soot and poo

2. A finger puppet created by Salad Fingers as an imaginary best friend. He occassionally appears along with Salad Fingers in his dreams/fantasies. In Episode 5, he has apparently been renamed 'Barbara Logan Price'.
1. Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

2. Well, if it isn't... uhh... Barbara... Logan... Price. I've made you a friend-hat.
by TheEye5000 April 10, 2005
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Cumberboy

The male fans of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch. They don't have to be gay but they're mostly obsessed with his beautiful eyes and sexy voice.
Brad- "Benedict Cumberbatch is so sexy."

Daniel- "Dude, are you turning into a cumberboy?"
by TheRealJazzy April 10, 2013
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cumberland jawns

a term used to describe a dickhead who gets high and hangs out in a Cumberland Farms parking lot. A Cumberland Jawns is usually a chubby stoner high school kid who drives around in his mom's ride. Cumberlans Jawns' usually congregate together and refer to each other as such. Can be shortened to "Jawnsen" or simple "Jawns"
Joey: "What's good, Cumberland Jawns?"
Lawrence: "Not much, Jawns. Just chillen"
by Chief Longsocks May 22, 2016
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