fuck yo couch!

Fuck yo couch!!- Comes from Chappelle show--use as an insult, or...just shout it randomly!

*Stands up during math class*
"FUCK YO COUCH!!!"

by Skittles!! June 5, 2005

Dick couch

When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.

"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."

by Fleetsailor May 15, 2013

Couch Drunk

The process of becoming intoxicated at a party while remaining within the confines of a couch. The couch does one of two things; the first is that it enhances and disguises the level of intoxication until one gets up to go to the bathroom, to break the seal (not recommended), and the true level of drunkenness is exposed.

The second and perhaps the most useful aspect of being couch drunk is the way girls view you. As opposed to being that creeper dude trying to fuck anything that moves (skaggs), you simply display yourself as one who does not care about anything. especially bitches. That act of ignoring is the very thing that draws them in.

-MC
-BRONX

"Yo What you doing tonight" "Shit just headed over to the house getting mad couch drunk" "word"

"ay is your girl coming out with you tonight?" "na man just looking to get real couch drunk"

by TCPcouchdrunkcrew August 31, 2011

couch

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

couches are total ass magnets

by Dubiks December 31, 2018

Couch Tour

A couch tour is when you and a group of friends watch, or stream, a live concert from the comfort of your home on the couch. This generally applies for Jam Bands like Phish, The Grateful Dead, Dead and Company, Disco Biscuits, Lotus etc.

Host: Hey guys! The Phish show is streaming tonight, who is coming over to couch tour?!
Friend 1: Of course I'll couch tour with you! You have a decent stream link?
Host: Would I be a true fan if I didn't?

by Dead Phish Fan June 15, 2018

Couch Predator

a person that is kind of a couch potato but cooler, and is so hot that them being on the couch makes it totally more badass than before.

look at that girl over there on the couch she is so hot she is a total couch predator

by Kalta QT/Englapukinn September 23, 2009

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..

Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016