Meat Cleaving

well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.

i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.

by jahdsk August 13, 2007

Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.

Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.

by Your Rock God September 25, 2007

Cleaving Out

When a well endowed girl crosses her arms and doesn't realize her cleavage is hanging out.

I went to work, not realizing my shirt was as low cut as it was. I crossed my arms and looked down, and was like "OMG I am cleaving out!"

by Queen of Cleave March 20, 2011

cleave-crumb

When you eat a particularly crumbly piece of food and the crumbs get stuck in your cleavage.

Louise: Wow this cookie is so dry and delicious!
Mary: Just don't be too messy when you eat it - you don't want any cleave-crumbs.

by mikkimouse15 November 22, 2011

New Year’s Cleave

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

White Dragon Cleaves the Mountains

a civilized term for the sex act in which a woman allows a man to thrust his penis between her breasts; titty-fucking.

Man: I find it very easy to get off when the white dragon cleaves the mountains.
Woman: . . .what?
Man: I like titty-fucking.

by WhiteDragonTamer January 12, 2012

Cleaved

An Oklahoma slang for being hooked on methamphetamine.
The term was created because Oklahoma looks like a jagged meat cleaver.

Hold onto your horses don't (cleaved in the county)

by juckitsh March 10, 2024