well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.
i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.
by jahdsk August 11, 2007
by Your Rock God September 12, 2007
I went to work, not realizing my shirt was as low cut as it was. I crossed my arms and looked down, and was like "OMG I am cleaving out!"
by Queen of Cleave March 6, 2011
Louise: Wow this cookie is so dry and delicious!
Mary: Just don't be too messy when you eat it - you don't want any cleave-crumbs.
Mary: Just don't be too messy when you eat it - you don't want any cleave-crumbs.
by mikkimouse15 November 23, 2011
by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2021
a civilized term for the sex act in which a woman allows a man to thrust his penis between her breasts; titty-fucking.
Man: I find it very easy to get off when the white dragon cleaves the mountains.
Woman: . . .what?
Man: I like titty-fucking.
Woman: . . .what?
Man: I like titty-fucking.
by WhiteDragonTamer January 11, 2012
Get the massive cleaves mug.