claptop

a laptop that's used for watching so much porn that the computer picks up as many stds as the owner.

dude 1: is that a pube on this keyboard?
dude 2: hey man, you'd want to wash your hands after using that claptop - it's mattie's and riddled with all sorts of crap. johnny got genital warts on his fingers after checking his facebook on it last week.

by the_sea July 7, 2010

eric clapton

Very influential guitar player that played with some of the best groups of all time (Cream, Derek and the Dominoes, The Yardbirds, etc...) Also influenced Hendrix who for some reason became more influential but sucked at playing the guitar when it came to technicality and ability.

JIMI IS WAY TO OVERATED LISTEN TO OTHER GUITARIST AND YOU WILL REALIZE JUST HOW MUCH HE IS PWNED BY THEM. And I don't mean any of that punk or nu-metal crap i mean the Soloist.

by thelumberjack April 28, 2005

claptop

a very cheap laptop (usually below $150). It is usually old or a newer one but with cosmetic damage.

I got that claptop on Craigslist for $50.

by Anonymous Coward Too September 9, 2010

craptor

Crappy version of raptor

Look at this raptor!
Thats so a craptor.

by Crash August 26, 2004

Claytor

A) An individual with toxic genitalia as a result of over all sluttiness.

B) Male or female genitalia that is crusty and/or disgusting as a result of extreme promiscuity.

Ex. A: "That chick is such a claytor, she's slept with like a hundred guys."

Ex. B: "Get your hands off me or I'll kick you in your claytor."

by Claytors For Life September 4, 2012

ClapTrap Moment

Where you plan a really cool party with drinks and stuff but no one comes.

"my buddy planned a nice party during quarantine, he basically dug himself into a ClapTrap Moment"

by guhirfug January 6, 2021

claptrap

An STD infested slutty girl.

Guy 1 - "Hey that girl looks kinda cute"
Guy 2 - "Whoa man, don't touch that. She's a claptrap."

by jp0113 September 20, 2012