Clansy

Nasty pussy

That's one clansy. I almost ate that

by Yummy.in.the.tummy July 19, 2015

Claustrophobitch

When you get claustrophobic from a bitch being in your face.

I got claustrophobitch after she freaked out.

by x_TG_x May 4, 2011

Claustrobumhole

The phobia or fear of someones bum hole getting to close to you

"Back off! I've got Claustrobumhole."

by DubstepSheep900 February 13, 2017

clausania

Clausania is a very random country. Claus-The-Man-Of-God is the king. He has a family (surprising, considering his looks *yikes*). There is the queen (aka slave), she is Claus's sister. There is also Clauses slave - wife. The Clausishian people's favourite holiday is Christmas, because that is when Claus is going to die in 3753832 years (it's a very random holiday). All three of them are very poor, that is why they live under the bridge : they own all of the Clausishian bridges. They have 3 children : Clausisha, Clausiush and Claush. Their loyal pet is ~Clausishia the Swiss Goat. This is the most random country in the Milky Way and it is very hard to become a citizen of Clausania.

- U don't deserve to be a citizen of Clausania! U are not random enough!

by Random Claus June 5, 2020

Munch Clause

The unwritten, tiny letters of an agreement and or the subsequent evocation of more of your money due to the unnamed clause.

While the price is listed at $500, with the Munch Clause you're looking closer to $1,500.

by Magicviper August 13, 2020

Nigger Claus

1 Black people santa
2 After that fat bitch come out the chimney covered in soot, looking like an absolute NIGGER

“Hi tyrone, what’ve you asked for from Nigger Claus??”

by RawrXDSaff January 11, 2018

Holy fucking Santa clause shit

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers

Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

by Easton hockey July 22, 2009