google chromosome

A way to reference autism in a more satirical and humorous way.

Thomas: "Ayy man, this nigga spreadin' his google chromosomes around, what we gonna do?"
Ben: "Shut the fuck up Thomas, I'm sick of your bullshit; everyone is."

by Scrötumm Teeklurr June 11, 2017

Chromotion

When you have a long strain of retarded thoughts, or explain your thoughts to someone else. You are guilty of having a chromotion

Ben are you having a chromotion? Because everything coming out of your mouth is straight retarded.

by PegNog December 4, 2017

Chrono Trigger

Best fucking game ever made... (I finished it in 3 days, but well, played, like, 5hours/day, loll)

Chrono Trigger

by Bobby the Blobber March 8, 2003

Chronoceebs

Sometimes Ceebs alone does not define just how little we give a fuck, or just how little we care/how little effort we have. Therefore, anyone who is suffering from a very acute case of ceebs may be a sufferer of chronoceebs (or Chronic Ceebs). In turn, this can be abbreviated to the chrono's. Many of us can relate to this feeling on a Monday morning in work.

I'm suffering with a severe case of Chronoceebs.

or

Geoff is suffering with some serious Chrono's today.

by synaesthesian July 10, 2011

chronocentrism

Chronocentrism is the belief that, of all the billions of years of history, the times you live in are the culmination of the workings of the Universe.

(i) On March 26 1997 39 members of the Heaven's Gate religious group committed mass suicide in order to live on a spaceship which was following comet Hale-Bopp, and escape the Earth before it was recycled.

Showing Chronocentrism can have tragic consequences

(ii) "The End of History" by Francis Fukuyama

Showing Chronocentric ideas, barely credibly, are taken very seriously by mainstream politics and economics.

by Ann Kittenplan September 13, 2011

Chrono jail

In the MMORPG Guild Wars 2, being in "Chrono jail" refers to being forced to play Support Chronomancer in all types of PvE group content because people realized that you can be their slave on this amazing support class so that they don't have to do anything.

"How come he's always on the same class whenever we do group stuff?"
"Because he's in Chrono jail."

by sour-patch April 29, 2019

Two Chromosomes Short of Hillbilly

Used to describe someone who looks as if they possess lower than average intelligence can be male or female of any age – usually found in clapped out Novas around McDonalds car parks and council estates. Can be combined with many other insults -

WARNING – If using insult directly to face – please remember they will not understand the word chromosome – or the word two –

See mouth breather

“Christ! – Look at the mouth breather in the Elisabeth Duke Clown necklace – she looks two chromosomes short of hillbilly”

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003