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My neighbor dressed up as Buddy the Elf for Halloween, what a Christmaser.
If you have ever posted, "only 364 more days until Christmas" on Facebook, you might be a Christmaser .
If you have ever posted, "only 364 more days until Christmas" on Facebook, you might be a Christmaser .
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Lyrics are usually dumbed down to mix with the breakdowns and two-step parts of traditional metalcore.
A christcore kid is basically a kid who wants to be in a metalcore band, but doesn't want to make his/her rich parents look bad. He/she totes on about Christ, with a "metal" spice when all he is doing is looking like an idiot and spewing bullshit in order to lure in dozens of post-teenage girls to their 'intense and inspirational' display of faggotry.
Lyrics are usually dumbed down to mix with the breakdowns and two-step parts of traditional metalcore.
A christcore kid is basically a kid who wants to be in a metalcore band, but doesn't want to make his/her rich parents look bad. He/she totes on about Christ, with a "metal" spice when all he is doing is looking like an idiot and spewing bullshit in order to lure in dozens of post-teenage girls to their 'intense and inspirational' display of faggotry.
Typical christcore breakdown:
*cue stage pile
"SHOW ME YOUR FAITH!!!1!" (china crash) CHUGGA CHUG...CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUGGA CHUG...
*cue stage pile
"SHOW ME YOUR FAITH!!!1!" (china crash) CHUGGA CHUG...CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUGGA CHUG...
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