Chris Brown

(v) To beat someone, esp. a woman

Man, she made you spill pop on yourself? I'd totally Chris Brown her.

by Wynterkiss April 8, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat or abuse someone, esp a girlfriend.

If my girl leaves me, Im gonna Chris Brown her ass!

by Venerable_henchman February 18, 2009

Chris Brown

(verb) To beat, cause harm, or hospitalize.

I Chris Brown baby seals

by holepuncher06 March 24, 2009

Chris Brown

To physically abuse, harm, or damage the face of a female, most commonly Rhianna. Immediatly after, one must "run it" into hiding.

Girl: I ate the last slice of pizza

Guy: Bitch I will Chris Brown you!

Girl: Oh no! not my face

by Shanon Brown February 21, 2009

Chris Brown

To repeatedly deliver a pride-obliterating bitch slap. Preferably to a woman; Even if she has done nothing wrong.

Did you see the Mike Tyson fight a few years ago? He totally went Chris Brown on that guy's ass!

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by xjack0lantrnx February 25, 2011

Chris Brown

A man that will be somebody's baby daddy some day

Hey, you wanna Keauhna's kid Chris Brown?" "Hell yess!

by aanonamussss August 10, 2011

Chris Brown

(Verb) 1. The act of beating ones girlfriend or wife.

That bitch was tramping around, so when she came home I totally Chris Browned her ass

by Nixon420 February 22, 2009