by poorly May 21, 2016
The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.
I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.
by Dzzz July 30, 2011
Dude #1: Damn did you go to Kay's party last Friday night?
Dude #2: Nah man, what I miss though?
Dude #1: I ate Selena out and man did it taste like cherry chopsticks
Dude #2: DUDE you're so fucking lucky!!
Dude #2: Nah man, what I miss though?
Dude #1: I ate Selena out and man did it taste like cherry chopsticks
Dude #2: DUDE you're so fucking lucky!!
by dove deodorant October 12, 2017
When you are not noticeably Asian to the waiter/waitress at any oriental joint that you may decide to sit down and eat at, and they give you a fork and/or a fat spoon to eat your food with instead of chopsticks.
I went to that China Harbor the other day and the waiter came out with chopsticks at first but when he saw I was not one of them, he turned around and grabbed the oversized silverware instead. This type of chopstick discrimination is all too common!
by that\college\connect November 15, 2014
Girl 1: "I hooked up with Damian last night. Worst sex of my life!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, tell me about it! I wouldn't go near his freckley chopstick, again if I were you.."
Girl 1: "Trust me, I'm fucking not!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, tell me about it! I wouldn't go near his freckley chopstick, again if I were you.."
Girl 1: "Trust me, I'm fucking not!"
by YouDontSuccc April 28, 2017
by spankmasterflash 5000 September 23, 2010
that at of jizzing on a pair off chopsticks freezing it overnight and put it in your lovers vagina while she is sleeping
by kevin chunk May 12, 2009