Chonk

A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.

Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.

by Incident Commander Thad Allen August 16, 2010

chonk

Jack Shit
w00t

"I can't tell ya chonk"

by Homie G June 19, 2004

chonk

The ultimate penis, fat and of considerable length.

by anon June 14, 2003

Chonk

An individual of large horizontal stature.

Stacey is a bit of a Chonk.

by bigthompson11 June 19, 2019

Chonked

When you're so fucking high you can't even function or even eat a goddamn bowl of raisin Bran to your stupid fucking dome

"I just smoked five blunts to the dome, I'm fuckin chonked right now"

by Dankmeemees March 18, 2020

chonk

A green 2004 ford f1shitty that lives in Florida, he can carry memes and all your profit.. I mean friends in the dented bed and need no belt to drive. truly he is a joy to be around but he may brake

yo did you see chonk in the drive way today

by The1TruePhoenix June 22, 2022

Chonk

A tub of lard that goes by the name Tushar.

Oh the Chonker is scoping today? He’ll need two adjoined endoscopy rooms to fit his fat chonk ass.

by GI J October 14, 2020