A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.
Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.
by Incident Commander Thad Allen August 16, 2010
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by bigthompson11 June 19, 2019
Get the Chonk mug.When you're so fucking high you can't even function or even eat a goddamn bowl of raisin Bran to your stupid fucking dome
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by Master of the Succ October 13, 2019
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